Problem statement: What do you do with a dustpan, a broom and a lizard hiding in your house when you're extremely bored?
Procedure:
1. search and spot the lizard.
2. sweep the lizard onto the dustpan with the broom.
3. constantly shake the dustpan so that the lizard doesn't get a grip on it and escape the dustpan.
4. using your free one hand, open the window of the 2nd floor.
5. swing back the dustpan to gain momentum, and catapult the lizard out the window.
6. steps 1-5 are repeated until the lizard is out the window for sure or if the lizard bounces back against the window grills instead of out the window.
Precaution:
1) Ensure you aim correctly when catapulting the lizard or it might bounce against the window grills and back at you.
2) Lizards are dangerous
3) Make sure somebody who fears lizards is around. Scaring them adds more fun to it all. X)
Conclusion: Call SPCA if you dare! they wont bother about lizards being flung out the window.
Lizards. According to research by ISA:
they are retards.
They act innocent.
And last but not least,
they take away all your fun.
There is a rare specimen of lizard.
It used to be in the lab but it was too huge and it escaped. Now hiding in the concrete jungle of singapore.
Ooopsie! Not that lizard. but this one..
Godzilla Li!
And Godzilla's arch rival?
He's from the dark and deep jungles, where trees block out the sunlight like canopies, where danger is always a step away.
He's..
*suspenseful drum roll*
ERNSHERN! >=D
Godzilla vs King Kong.
Who will win?
I bet 50 bucks they'll both take a lunch break and godzilla goes hunting for lobsters to eat. HAHAHAHA.*names of each character has been changed because the characters wish to remain anonymous.
*don't get offended if you know you're mentioned in this dumb post. you know i'm just kidding =)
See how bored I am? Spare me this once for this lame post. I'm dying of boredom.
BYE!
1 comment:
ROAR lizards are dangerous weh,
post with photos sumore =S!!
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