I was introduced to this online "encyclopedia" by Aravind, and the first thing he asked me to look up for?
Malaysia.
Yes, go look it up and uncyclopedia.
But to make it simple, just click here.
Awesome, take your time to read it all.
I love this topic about religion in malaysia in the website.
Religions in Malaysia
Malaysia practices the basic democratic principle of freedom of religion.
Freedom as in "Free to join Islam, death to the infidels".
However, Muslims who finally come to their senses and commit apostasy are liable to anal rape, stoning, caning and other primitive forms of torture, often regarded as entertainment and a popular tourist attraction.
A stupid gal Lina Joy renounced her religion, Islam, to become a Christian in 2000. However, in Bolehland(Malaysia) you can do anything but renounce Islam.
She is now dead. Thanks to all the Muslims who summoned the wrath of Allah and made the Syariah court collapse during her trial.
Malays generally embrace Islam because their Sultan did it, over 9000 years ago.
Malays pray to Allah 5 times a day, asking for forgiveness in matters such as 'accidentally' eating pork, 'accidentally' drinking beer, raping their daughters, raping their mothers, raping their sisters, robbing their neighbours and 'accidentally' running over their children while rempit-ing.
Malays can be clearly defined with the 3R concept, which is also known as the National Culture of Malaysia, Rompak (Rob), Rempit (Illegal motorcycle racing) and Rogol (Rape).
While robbery and rape are found in other countries, Rempitism is unique to Malaysia, having the same status as major religions.
More accurately, rempitism is a subreligion of Islam, certain Muslims follow the sacred doctrine of rempitism while others choose terrorism.
Followers of Rempitism are known as Mat Rempits, or more commonly stupid-retarded-malay-kids.
Worshippers gather late at night around (seemingly) deserted major roads and highways in the country, performing an ancient ritual of riding their 100cc motorbikes faster than the speed of light while doing seemingly impossible stunts such as having sex on the bike and steering with their asses.
A scoreboard is kept by their girlfriends, known as Mat Minahs.
Anyone riding into a drain, straight into an oncoming vehicle, into a tree or falls down is deducted 100 points, if you die, you lose the game.
Those left standing at the break of dawn is awarded 900 points.
Malays also practice racism, they are so racist, that they even have their own name for racism, called Ketuanan Melayu.
Malays are narcissist, they believe that they are better than everyone else because they don't eat pork, cover up their heads and ride around in 100c motorcycles.
Indian practice no religion as all their temple has been destroyed by the racist BN government. Indian are not allowed to have religion because they are too minor to make a diffrent in the coming erection. WHO CARES?!! YOU NOT HAPPY I REVOKE YOUR CITIZENSHIP!!!
-kerismudin
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There's more on uncyclopedia to read. HAHAHA. take your time if you're interested.
And if I ever get arrested, you know I'm innocent. =)
I'm just copying and pasting what the internet says AND I did not state if I agreed or disagreed with what uncyclopedia said. =D
BYE!
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